ÿþ<HTML> <HEAD> <TITLE>"Doom 3" (2004)</TITLE> </HEAD> <BODY> <font size="4"><b> Review #22: "Doom 3" (2004) </b></font><br> <font size="2"> Contributed by autokrator on Wednesday, January 30 2007.9999 </font><br><hr><br> <b>Three Word Game Review:</b> <ul> <li>Can't See Shit </ul> <b>when I was much younger:</b><ul> <li>I watched the 1968 film production of Romeo and Juliet. I soon became entranced with Olivia Hussey and developed a rather intense infatuation with her(as only a young boy can) </ul> <b>Doom 3 is like:</b><ul> <li>taking that very young me and making him watch as a very young Olivia Hussey is bent over a table and taken violently from behind by a goatee'd frenchman wearing a beret and an ironic t-shirt. The frenchman never stops laughing. </ul> <b>Everything is dark:</b><ul> <li>use your flashlight <ul><li>there are things shooting at me <ul><li>use your gun <ul><li>I cannot see the things that are shooting at me without the flashlight <ul><li>well I just don't know then </ul> </ul> </ul> </ul> </ul> <b>Game color:</b><ul> <li> <font color="#000000">BLACK #000000</font> </ul> <b>Screenshots</b><ul> <li> <a href="http://images.google.com/images?svnum=10&q=Doom 3 (2004)"> Screenshots</a></ul><BR> <HR><!--!!!!!!--!> <i><a href="http://www.butanpressfight.com/reviews.html">Back to reviews</a></i>