Review #27: "Half-Life: Source" (2004)
Contributed by lofighost on Thursday, May 8 2007.9999
Four Word Game Review:
I AM GORDON FREEMAN:
- I usually forget, half through the game.
- Half-Life 2 Mini-Review:
- YOU'RE GODRON FREEMAN! MAN OH MAN! I WANNA JUMP HIGH LIKE GORDON FREEMAN! I WANT TO GO DOWN PIPES LIKE GORDON FREEMAN! Raaaaaaaaaaad!
Using the shotgun because I'm waiting until I have enough impact grenades:
- Not too much of a loss.
- Out of ammo more like LOADIN' MY MAGNUM TIME etc
- Oh yeah, crossbow. Oh yeah. Oh dang.
Xen:
- I feel so isolated. This whole relationship is making me claustrophobic, you know what I mean?
- Oh god moving platforms.
- Oh god Turok Island.
- FUCK THESE ALIENS THIS IS CONTRA
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